22May Speeding By Robert in General Jokes +43 -36 Just had the following conversation with a police man after speeding. Police: Do you know why I pulled you over for speeding? Me: Is it because it would have been too windy to speak while we were driving?
10Oct Hospital Visit By Dave in General Jokes +40 -33 Just had the following conversation at hospital. Nurse: What happened to your fingers? Me: You know those chefs who cut vegetables really fast? Nurse: Yes? Me: I can’t do that.
07Nov Ryanair By SteeA in General Jokes +16 -9 Girl at the RyanAir check-in just told me “window or aisle”. I replied “Window or you’ll what?”.
24Oct Fat People By Steve in General Jokes +24 -17 Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!
28Dec French Lessons By Dave in General Jokes +20 -13 Love taking French lessons! Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.
26Apr Interview By Dave in General Jokes +28 -21 Just been given a job after the following interview. Interviewer: Do you have any experience operating heavy machinery? Me: Does your mum count? Interviewer: Ha ha, genius, you’re hired!