Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Speeding

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Just had the following conversation with a police man after speeding.

Police: Do you know why I pulled you over for speeding?
Me: Is it because it would have been too windy to speak while we were driving?

Hospital Visit

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Just had the following conversation at hospital.

Nurse: What happened to your fingers?
Me: You know those chefs who cut vegetables really fast?
Nurse: Yes?
Me: I can’t do that.

Ryanair

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Girl at the RyanAir check-in just told me “window or aisle”.

I replied “Window or you’ll what?”.

Fat People

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Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!

French Lessons

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Love taking French lessons!
Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.

Interview

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Just been given a job after the following interview.

Interviewer: Do you have any experience operating heavy machinery?
Me: Does your mum count?
Interviewer: Ha ha, genius, you’re hired!