Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Vegetarians

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A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.

Ryanair

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Girl at the RyanAir check-in just told me “window or aisle”.

I replied “Window or you’ll what?”.

Fat People

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Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!

French Lessons

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Love taking French lessons!
Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.

Interview

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Just been given a job after the following interview.

Interviewer: Do you have any experience operating heavy machinery?
Me: Does your mum count?
Interviewer: Ha ha, genius, you’re hired!

Set for life

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Financially I‘m set for life, provided i die next wednesday.