12Apr Vegetarians By Paul in General Jokes +32 -24 A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.
07Nov Ryanair By SteeA in General Jokes +16 -9 Girl at the RyanAir check-in just told me “window or aisle”. I replied “Window or you’ll what?”.
24Oct Fat People By Steve in General Jokes +24 -17 Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!
28Dec French Lessons By Dave in General Jokes +20 -13 Love taking French lessons! Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.
26Apr Interview By Dave in General Jokes +28 -21 Just been given a job after the following interview. Interviewer: Do you have any experience operating heavy machinery? Me: Does your mum count? Interviewer: Ha ha, genius, you’re hired!
03Nov Set for life By stewie in General Jokes +12 -5 Financially I‘m set for life, provided i die next wednesday.