Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

May

Strain

By The Judge

in General Jokes

+27 -18

Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

May

Tourettes syndrome

By Louis

in General Jokes

+23 -14

I never realized how common Tourettes syndrome was until I got a job as a traffic warden.

Jan

Anti-depressants

By Dave

in General Jokes

+14 -6

I hope the thief who stole my anti-depressants is happy now.

Apr

Fight a Woman

By Dave

in General Jokes

+31 -23

How to fight against a women with a knife in 3 steps.

Step 1 – Get some bread.
Step 2 – Get some mayonnaise.
Step 3 – Tell her to make a sandwich.

Jun

Scientific Study

By Bret

in General Jokes

+43 -35

A new scientific study has found that Americans are the fattest group of people on the planet. Chasing the ‘American Dream’ does not count as exercise America.

Aug

Grandad

By Dave

in General Jokes

+28 -20

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Grandad . .
Shiiit, stop the funeral!