Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Gym

in General Jokes
+14 -5

Went to the gym today and theres a new machine!
Used it for an hour and felt sick..
Its good though, it does everything
Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers

Rock Band

in General Jokes
+33 -24

Just started a rock band that is devoted to making music for people who love cleaning. The band is called ‘OC/DC’.

Drink Responsibly

in General Jokes
+23 -14

It says “Please drink responsibly” on the label so I guess I should probably put my seat belt on.

Midnight

in General Jokes
+15 -6

Do you know if you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same shit different day ?

Swimming Pool

in General Jokes
+26 -17

Had a piss in my local swimming pool earlier this morning. Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell off the diving board.

Pie

in General Jokes
+16 -7

1 slice of apple pie:

Jamaica $4.50
Bahamas $6.50
Aruba $3.50
Cayman Islands $10.50

These are the real pie rates of the Caribbean.