05Dec Apple Apps By Tom in General Jokes +20 -11 Can’t believe I’ve been banned by Apple from making iPhone apps. Apparently thousands of people complained that my ‘weighing scales’ app broke their phone.
08Dec Postman By Julie in General Jokes +24 -15 Just scared the postman today by going to the door naked. Not sure what scared him more, my body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
21May Gym By Dave in General Jokes +14 -5 Went to the gym today and theres a new machine! Used it for an hour and felt sick.. Its good though, it does everything Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers
26Aug Rock Band By Frank in General Jokes +33 -24 Just started a rock band that is devoted to making music for people who love cleaning. The band is called ‘OC/DC’.
17Sep Drink Responsibly By DonnY in General Jokes +23 -14 It says “Please drink responsibly” on the label so I guess I should probably put my seat belt on.
02Apr Midnight By Dave in General Jokes +15 -6 Do you know if you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same shit different day ?