21May Gym By Dave in General Jokes +14 -5 Went to the gym today and theres a new machine! Used it for an hour and felt sick.. Its good though, it does everything Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers
26Aug Rock Band By Frank in General Jokes +33 -24 Just started a rock band that is devoted to making music for people who love cleaning. The band is called ‘OC/DC’.
17Sep Drink Responsibly By DonnY in General Jokes +23 -14 It says “Please drink responsibly” on the label so I guess I should probably put my seat belt on.
02Apr Midnight By Dave in General Jokes +15 -6 Do you know if you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same shit different day ?
20Apr Swimming Pool By Dave in General Jokes +26 -17 Had a piss in my local swimming pool earlier this morning. Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell off the diving board.
16Jan Pie By Stevo in General Jokes +16 -7 1 slice of apple pie: Jamaica $4.50 Bahamas $6.50 Aruba $3.50 Cayman Islands $10.50 These are the real pie rates of the Caribbean.