Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Sep

Teacher

By George

in General Jokes

+38 -28

Did you hear about the teacher with the two lazy eyes? Apparently he can’t control his pupils.

Jul

Dating Websites

By Freddy

in General Jokes

+27 -17

That’s the last time I ever use dating websites. When I said I wanted to meet someone positive I didn’t mean HIV.

Jan

Wine diet

By Sav

in General Jokes

+22 -13

Started the new ‘wine diet’ last week… It’s amazing! I’ve lost 3 days already!

May

Strain

By The Judge

in General Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+27 -18

Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

May

Tourettes syndrome

By Louis

in General Jokes

+23 -14

I never realized how common Tourettes syndrome was until I got a job as a traffic warden.

Dec

Apple Apps

By Tom

in General Jokes

+20 -11

Can’t believe I’ve been banned by Apple from making iPhone apps. Apparently thousands of people complained that my ‘weighing scales’ app broke their phone.