Best Funny General Jokes

Never trust a gay vegan. They still eat meat.

Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?

A. Broco Lee.

Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.

I have a condition that stops me from dieting… I get hungry.

Just handed in my resignation to quit my job as a psychic. I just don’t see a future in it.

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.