Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Bruce Lee

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Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?

A. Broco Lee.

Gym

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Forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 8 years in a row now.

Psychic

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Just handed in my resignation to quit my job as a psychic. I just don’t see a future in it.

Alexa

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Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.

Beer Bottle

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How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

Zero. It should be open when she brings it.

Vaccinated

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Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.