Best Funny General Jokes

This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I’d never met herbivore.

Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.

Q. What’s the biggest difference between men and women?

A. The phrase “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film.” usually has a completely different meaning.

The problem with twitter is that you always run out of chara-

I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

Never trust a gay vegan. They still eat meat.