Best Funny General Jokes

Just ordered a licence number plate BAA BAA.

Should look cool on my black jeep.

Found my birth certificate the other day. It was an apology from the condom factory.

Never trust a gay vegan. They still eat meat.

Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?

A. Broco Lee.

Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.

Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.