Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Liftophobia

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Discovered yesterday I have liftophobia, fear of lifts. I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Birthday

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My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn’t find the words to thank them.

Alcohol

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Some people say alcohol is dangerous but I disagree. The people on the Titanic didn’t die from drinking too much alcohol, they died from drinking too much water.

Sandwich

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Tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today.
He said, “F*ck off. Get your own.”

Gym

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Forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 8 years in a row now.

Vegetarian Club

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This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I’d never met herbivore.