23Feb Liftophobia By Rikki in General Jokes +34 -20 Discovered yesterday I have liftophobia, fear of lifts. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
28Jun Birthday By Daws in General Jokes +23 -9 My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn’t find the words to thank them.
21Jul Alcohol By Frank in General Jokes +49 -35 Some people say alcohol is dangerous but I disagree. The people on the Titanic didn’t die from drinking too much alcohol, they died from drinking too much water.
09Feb Sandwich By Steve in General Jokes +27 -14 Tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today. He said, “F*ck off. Get your own.”
14Jun Gym By Dave in General Jokes +17 -4 Forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 8 years in a row now.
13Sep Vegetarian Club By Steev1 in General Jokes +37 -24 This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I’d never met herbivore.