Best Funny General Jokes

Just seen a man on a tractor shouting about the end of the world.

I think it was farmer Geddon.

Tried to explain to my 4 year old son that pooping your pants is nothing to be ashamed of… He’s totally not buying it and he’s been making fun of me for 1 hour straight.

Can’t believe it’s pancake day today.

It’s really crêped up on me.

My doctor told me today that I have the body of a 25 year old.
Not sure how he discovered my secret so I decided to kill him and bury them both together.

Q. Why is a boss like a diaper?
A. Because they’re always on your ass and they’re usually full of shit.

I don’t mind being bossed around as long as the person ordering me about doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.