Best Funny General Jokes

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Appear 10 years younger by telling everybody you are 10 years older than you actually are.

A policeman arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Feeling really alone today so I decided to buy some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.

Just seen a man on a tractor shouting about the end of the world.

I think it was farmer Geddon.

Tried to explain to my 4 year old son that pooping your pants is nothing to be ashamed of… He’s totally not buying it and he’s been making fun of me for 1 hour straight.