12Feb Annoying Conversation By Stevo in General Jokes +48 -32 “Can you tie a good knot”? “I cannot.” “So you can knot?” “No, I cannot knot!” “Not knot?” “Who’s there?” “Fuck off!”
13Mar Business By Jimmy in General Jokes +19 -3 Just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It’s a small scale operation.
25Mar Spell Checking By Dave in General Jokes +56 -40 The man who invented auto-correct spell checking died today. Restaurant in peace.
01Jun Colourblind By SteveC in General Jokes +39 -23 Just found out that I’m colourblind… The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
08Aug Going To Work By Chris in General Jokes +26 -10 I can just about handle going to work, but it’s the 8 hour wait to go home that really sucks the life out of me.
15Mar Smoking Weed By Stevo in General Jokes +30 -14 Just been fired from my job as an airline pilot for smoking weed on my first day 🙁 . Apparently I misunderstood them when they told me to “get high” after takeoff.