03Oct Chase My Dreams By Jimi in General Jokes +48 -32 My parents always taught me to chase my dreams but last night the police told me that stalking women is actually illegal and if they catch me again I could be sent to jail.
11Apr Good Day By Stevie32 in General Jokes +37 -21 Today my boss told me to “Have a good day” so I’ve decided to spend the rest of the day drinking beer.
05Nov Ebay By Graham in General Jokes +31 -15 My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!
12Feb Annoying Conversation By Stevo in General Jokes +48 -32 “Can you tie a good knot”? “I cannot.” “So you can knot?” “No, I cannot knot!” “Not knot?” “Who’s there?” “Fuck off!”
13Mar Business By Jimmy in General Jokes +19 -3 Just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It’s a small scale operation.