Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Chase My Dreams

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My parents always taught me to chase my dreams but last night the police told me that stalking women is actually illegal and if they catch me again I could be sent to jail.

Good Day

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Today my boss told me to “Have a good day” so I’ve decided to spend the rest of the day drinking beer.

Woman

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So a woman drives into a bar…

Ebay

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My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!

Annoying Conversation

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“Can you tie a good knot”?

“I cannot.”

“So you can knot?”

“No, I cannot knot!”

“Not knot?”

“Who’s there?”

“Fuck off!”

Business

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Just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It’s a small scale operation.