Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Stunning Girl

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Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake.

Annoying Conversation

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+48 -32

“Can you tie a good knot”?

“I cannot.”

“So you can knot?”

“No, I cannot knot!”

“Not knot?”

“Who’s there?”

“Fuck off!”

Business

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Just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It’s a small scale operation.

Spell Checking

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+56 -40

The man who invented auto-correct spell checking died today.
Restaurant in peace.

Colourblind

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+39 -23

Just found out that I’m colourblind…

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

Going To Work

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I can just about handle going to work, but it’s the 8 hour wait to go home that really sucks the life out of me.