12Aug Doctor’s office By Casey in General Jokes +32 -14 I went to my doctor and he said he had some good news and some bad news. He said the good news was that he got my test results and I had two days to live. Then he said the bad news was that he has been trying to contact me for two days.
14Jun Unemployment Office By Cr5gS in General Jokes +30 -12 The worst part about getting fired from my job at the unemployment office was that I still had to show up the next day.
28Apr Some Guy By Paul in General Jokes +34 -16 Some guy at work today said I was really bad with names.
19Sep Sleep By IphoneB in General Jokes +30 -13 Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.
10Aug Woman By Factorio in General Jokes +54 -37 Q. Why do women hold a grudge against you for many years if you call them fat? A. Because elephants never forget.
19Dec Dwarf Prisoner By Das21 in General Jokes +26 -9 Saw a dwarf prisoner today climbing down the wall. I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.