Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Instagram

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I remember in the 90’s when Instagram was the name of my cocaine dealer.

Snowflakes

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Q. What do women and snowflakes have in common?

A. They’re both beautiful, elegant, unique and deadly on the road.

Attacks

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What do you call a man who randomly attacks people with his lower forearm?

A terror wrist.

Small Friend

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My friend who is very small, told me he was pick pocketed. I was shocked, I never thought somebody could stoop so low…

Birthday Card

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Bad things to write in a birthday card.

“Life is pain, misery, suffering and a slow march to death. Happy 5th birthday Katie.”

Doctor’s office

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I went to my doctor and he said he had some good news and some bad news. He said the good news was that he got my test results and I had two days to live. Then he said the bad news was that he has been trying to contact me for two days.