Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Charges

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I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!

Batman and Robin

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+70 -50

Robin: Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?
Batman: Sure Robin, what is it?
Robin: Knock knock
Batman: Who’s there?
Robin: NOT YOUR PARENTS

Funeral

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+45 -25

I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I’m not a mourning person.

Farmers Party

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+52 -32

Q. How do farmers party?
A. They turnip the beats.

Fat Women

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+30 -10

Research scientists have discovered that fat women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Soldier

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+28 -9

Did you hear about the soldier who survived being attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray.

He’s now become a seasoned veteran.