Best Funny General Jokes

I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I’m not a mourning person.

Q. How do farmers party?
A. They turnip the beats.

Research scientists have discovered that fat women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.

Last night a cinema near me was robbed of over £1000.

The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large drinks and a pack of Skittles.

I remember in the 90’s when Instagram was the name of my cocaine dealer.