21Mar Balance By Fred in General Jokes +45 -23 Just accidentally pushed an old women on the floor. Apparently when she asked me to check her balance she was talking about a cash machine.
18Sep Different Girl By Dave in General Jokes +35 -14 I manage to bring a different girl home every weekend. It’s getting quite crowded in my basement.
09May Morning Coffee By Dave in General Jokes +102 -81 By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can replace 87% of the joy you have left in your life.
05Jul Beautiful Smell By Dave in General Jokes +54 -33 That beautiful smell when you put a thick juicy piece of steak onto a barbecue. I wonder if vegans get the same feeling when they are cutting the grass?
03Oct Charges By Dave in General Jokes +28 -8 I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!
15Apr Batman and Robin By Lenny 3.0 in General Jokes +70 -50 Robin: Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke? Batman: Sure Robin, what is it? Robin: Knock knock Batman: Who’s there? Robin: NOT YOUR PARENTS