Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Balance

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Just accidentally pushed an old women on the floor. Apparently when she asked me to check her balance she was talking about a cash machine.

Different Girl

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I manage to bring a different girl home every weekend. It’s getting quite crowded in my basement.

Morning Coffee

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+102 -81

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can replace 87% of the joy you have left in your life.

Beautiful Smell

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+54 -33

That beautiful smell when you put a thick juicy piece of steak onto a barbecue. I wonder if vegans get the same feeling when they are cutting the grass?

Charges

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+28 -8

I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!

Batman and Robin

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+70 -50

Robin: Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?
Batman: Sure Robin, what is it?
Robin: Knock knock
Batman: Who’s there?
Robin: NOT YOUR PARENTS