Best Funny General Jokes

Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?

I manage to bring a different girl home every weekend. It’s getting quite crowded in my basement.

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can replace 87% of the joy you have left in your life.

That beautiful smell when you put a thick juicy piece of steak onto a barbecue. I wonder if vegans get the same feeling when they are cutting the grass?

Research scientists have discovered that fat women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.