25Jun Bottled Up By Timmy in General Jokes +69 -45 My psychologist told me not to keep things bottled up so I went home and drank all my wine.
02Feb SatNav By ChrisY in General Jokes +63 -39 You know you’re a bad driver when your SatNav says “In 400 yards, please stop the car and let me out”.
23Sep Conflicts By AlexH in General Jokes, Political Jokes +76 -52 My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.
25Sep Watch By Bill in General Jokes Tags: Watch +56 -32 I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
07Aug Doctor By Dave in General Jokes +38 -15 My Doctor has advised me to start running. I’m not ill or anything, I’ve just been sleeping with his wife.
11Jun Bubble Wrap By Stevo in General Jokes +44 -21 “Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss. “Just pop it in the corner,” he said. After 3 hours of popping I’ve now been fired :(!