Best Funny General Jokes

For those worried about Alexa listening to your conversations Amazon are now releasing a male version called Alex who ignores everything you say.

How to avoid stress at work.

1. Don’t go to work.

If teachers really want you to follow your dreams why do you get shouted at for falling asleep in class?

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

Went to the doctors today to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine I don’t need one.

People who say they’ve lost their voice are lying.