01Feb Rang Me By StephenP in General Jokes +33 -8 My friend rang me and asked, “What’re you doing at the moment?” I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”
19Mar BMW By GeorgeA in General Jokes +81 -56 Q. What’s the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? A. A hedgehog has pricks on the outside.
25Jun Bottled Up By Timmy in General Jokes +69 -45 My psychologist told me not to keep things bottled up so I went home and drank all my wine.
02Feb SatNav By ChrisY in General Jokes +63 -39 You know you’re a bad driver when your SatNav says “In 400 yards, please stop the car and let me out”.
23Sep Conflicts By AlexH in General Jokes, Political Jokes +76 -52 My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.
25Sep Watch By Bill in General Jokes Tags: Watch +56 -32 I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.