Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Luck With Women

in Relationship Jokes
+39 -17

I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.

Special

in Relationship Jokes
+36 -14

Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.

Pie Charts

in General Jokes
+37 -15

Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?

Long

in Racist Jokes
+44 -22

Q. What’s long, black and dangerous?

A. The queue at KFC.

Psychiatrist

in Disabled Jokes
+89 -67

Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Double Jab Mask

in Political Jokes
+46 -24

When I was younger a double jab was a boxing move and going shopping in a mask was something you did during armed robbery.