I want to meet a girl who loves romantic walks because I don’t have a car or any money.
I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.
Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.
Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?
Q. What’s long, black and dangerous?
A. The queue at KFC.