Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Website

in Dirty Jokes
+36 -14

Just been on bigbustycoons.com. It’s amazing how large and successful some bus companies have become.

Accident Compensation

in General Jokes
+60 -38

The following conversation took place after being called by an accident compensation helpline.

Operator: Good afternoon sir, we’re calling about your recent accident.
Me: How did you know about that? At first I though it was just a fart but then I ended up shitting myself.
Operator: *Hangs up the phone*

Autocorrect

in Relationship Jokes
+29 -7

The man who created auto-correct has dies.

Restaurant in peace.

Dyslexic Prostitute

in Dirty Jokes
+58 -36

Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute? She was really good at cooking socks.

Drugs Test

in Yo Mama Jokes
+66 -44

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a drugs test.

Slippers

in Relationship Jokes
+30 -8

Got my wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator for her birthday.
If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.