Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Mar

Polish man

By Tonya

in Racist Jokes

+177 -154

The following conversion took place in a Polish church.

Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife.
Priest: Why my son?
Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me.
Priest: What makes you say this?
Polish Man: I found polish remover in the medicine cabinet.

Feb

Sun

By SteveD

in Dirty Jokes

+50 -27

Three things that the sun and women’s boobs have in common.

1. They’re both round.
2. They both make the world a brighter place.
3. If you stare at them too long it can be dangerous.

Jan

Double Jab Mask

By PissyR

in Political Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+46 -23

When I was younger a double jab was a boxing move and going shopping in a mask was something you did during armed robbery.

Jun

Old Clothes

By Stevo

in Political Jokes

+49 -26

Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.

Wast of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Dec

Website

By Kaybv

in Dirty Jokes

+36 -14

Just been on bigbustycoons.com. It’s amazing how large and successful some bus companies have become.

Jan

Accident Compensation

By Jamie

in General Jokes

+60 -38

The following conversation took place after being called by an accident compensation helpline.

Operator: Good afternoon sir, we’re calling about your recent accident.
Me: How did you know about that? At first I though it was just a fart but then I ended up shitting myself.
Operator: *Hangs up the phone*