After a year of being really ill and having multiple hospital trips the doctor finally gave me some good news. I’m going to have a disease named after me.
The following conversation took place after being called by an accident compensation helpline.
Operator: Good afternoon sir, we’re calling about your recent accident.
Me: How did you know about that? At first I though it was just a fart but then I ended up shitting myself.
Operator: *Hangs up the phone*