Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nov

Vacuum Cleaners

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+35 -12

Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common?

A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.

Feb

Sun

By SteveD

in Dirty Jokes

+50 -27

Three things that the sun and women’s boobs have in common.

1. They’re both round.
2. They both make the world a brighter place.
3. If you stare at them too long it can be dangerous.

Apr

Titanic

By Craig

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+46 -23

Yo mama is so fat that she played the part of the iceberg in the film Titanic.

Mar

Polish man

By Tonya

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+177 -154

The following conversion took place in a Polish church.

Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife.
Priest: Why my son?
Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me.
Priest: What makes you say this?
Polish Man: I found polish remover in the medicine cabinet.

Jun

Old Clothes

By Stevo

in Political Jokes

+49 -26

Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.

Wast of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Apr

New Tattoo

By Don Juan

in Dirty Jokes

+51 -28

Just got a new tattoo on my dick. It says “Pull once for sex, pull 100 times for no sex”.