Yo mama is so ugly she can’t even attract mosquitos!
I remember being told that every-time you shave it off, it grows back thicker.
Can’t wait to see my new cock.
The other day my wife asked me to buy her something to make her look nice so I went to the liquor store.
How do you castrate a priest?
Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
“Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss. “Just pop it in the corner,” he said.
After 3 hours of popping I’ve now been fired :(!