How do you castrate a priest?
Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
“Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss. “Just pop it in the corner,” he said.
After 3 hours of popping I’ve now been fired :(!
Q. What was Adolf Hilter’s favorite computer game? A. Mein Kraft
Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common?
A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.
Three things that the sun and women’s boobs have in common.
1. They’re both round. 2. They both make the world a brighter place. 3. If you stare at them too long it can be dangerous.