What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs? A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.
Yo mama is so ugly she can’t even attract mosquitos!
You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.
My Doctor has advised me to start running. I’m not ill or anything, I’ve just been sleeping with his wife.
A traffic warden tried to give me a ticket today for parking in a disabled space.
I said “Why don’t you go f*ck yourself you c*nt, I’ve got Tourettes”.
The other day my wife asked me to buy her something to make her look nice so I went to the liquor store.