Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Priest Castration

in Religious Jokes
+78 -55

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.

Yawn

in Disabled Jokes
+68 -45

When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

Bubble Wrap

in General Jokes
+44 -21

“Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss.
“Just pop it in the corner,” he said.

After 3 hours of popping I’ve now been fired :(!

Computer Game

in Political Jokes
+54 -31

Q. What was Adolf Hilter’s favorite computer game?
A. Mein Kraft

Vacuum Cleaners

in Relationship Jokes
+35 -12

Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common?

A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.

Sun

in Dirty Jokes
+50 -27

Three things that the sun and women’s boobs have in common.

1. They’re both round.
2. They both make the world a brighter place.
3. If you stare at them too long it can be dangerous.