Why is a good glass of milk like a good women?
Because the best ones are white and 2% fat.
I accidentally crashed my car into the back of a midget earlier today.He said “I’m not happy!”, so I said “well which one are you then?”
When people at my local church criticise me for being homosexual and smoking cannabis I like to quote them the following verse from the bible.
Leviticus 20:13 “When a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”
Great legs what time do they open?
Just read an article about the top 100 things to do before you die. Was quite surprised that screaming “HELP ME!!” didn’t make the list.
Person 1: Yo mama is really fat. Person 2: Hey my mama has feelings you know. Person 1: Yeah she’s mostly feeling hungry.