The following conversation took place while on holiday.
Husband: Do you want to have sex? Wife: No… what about my friend? She’s in the next room. Remember? Husband: Ok.. I’ll go ask her then.
Yo mama is so ugly she celebrates Halloween everyday.
My dad is obsessed with turning off lights and unplugging things which is why he’s just been fired from his job at air traffic control.
Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’? A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.
Just decided on my new career, I’m going to be a reverse stripper. My plan is to become really fat, get completely naked, and then force people to pay me to put my clothes back on.
Earlier today I swallowed two pieces of string and they came out tied together. I shit you knot.