Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’? A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.
Man: “Hi there!” Woman: “Sorry I have a boyfriend.” Man: “I said hi, not suck my dick!!”
How many Africans does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no reason.
Why is a good glass of milk like a good women?
Because the best ones are white and 2% fat.
I accidentally crashed my car into the back of a midget earlier today.He said “I’m not happy!”, so I said “well which one are you then?”
When people at my local church criticise me for being homosexual and smoking cannabis I like to quote them the following verse from the bible.
Leviticus 20:13 “When a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”