Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Black Paint

in Racist Jokes
+66 -33

Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”

Ebay Advert

in Racist Jokes
+118 -85

### For Sale ###

French WW2 Rifle
Never been fired
Dropped once.

Never Quiet

in Relationship Jokes
+59 -26

Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Tourette’s

in Racist Jokes
+52 -20

My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now.  I always wondered what kept them together.

Then I saw the swear jar.

Favorite Position

in Dirty Jokes
+75 -43

I’m so ugly my favorite sexual position is facing a computer screen.

Zebra

in Animal Jokes
+192 -160

Q. Why did the zebra beat the horse at chess?
A. Because it’s a-frican genius.