Yo Mama is so fat when she goes in an elevator she can only go down.
Can’t believe how cheap everything is on Black Friday, feels like I’m stealing. I guess that’s how the day got its name.
Q. Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers? A. Because prostitutes can wash their crack and resell it.
Yo mama is so fat every time she farts it gets mentioned on the weather channel.
person 1: I’m really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight. person 2: Why? person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!
The following coversation took place in a hospital bathroom.
Patient: Have you seen one as big as this today? (points to crotch area) Nurse: Yes, I also work on the maternity ward.