Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which is a plant. Therefore chocolate is a type of salad. The End.
I tried to drown my troubles the other night but the wife doesn’t like swimming.
Yo Mama is so fat when she goes in an elevator she can only go down.
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French WW2 Rifle Never been fired Dropped once.
Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Q. Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers? A. Because prostitutes can wash their crack and resell it.