The following coversation took place in a hospital bathroom.
Patient: Have you seen one as big as this today? (points to crotch area) Nurse: Yes, I also work on the maternity ward.
A recent survey has shown that a large number of women turn into good drivers.
So if you’re a good driver beware of women who are turning.
My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.
My wife told me earlier today the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.
I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.
Money can’t buy happiness but I think I’d be a lot more comfortable crying inside a Ferrari than on a bike.
My wife just left me for an Indian guy. I think he’ll treat her well because I I heard they worship cows.