A recent survey has shown that a large number of women turn into good drivers.
So if you’re a good driver beware of women who are turning.
My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.
My wife told me earlier today the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.
I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.
Money can’t buy happiness but I think I’d be a lot more comfortable crying inside a Ferrari than on a bike.
Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.
Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”