Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up
If women could read minds men would get slapped every 2 seconds.
Q. What do you call a black hitch-hiker? A. Stranded.
Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…
2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
The other day my Nan found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her knees.
Iraqi Awards Night:
And the 2016 winner for suicide bomber of the year goes to… Abdul Sahib. Unfortunately he couldn’t be here with us tonight.