Last week my mother-in-law fell into a wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.
Accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She’s still not talking to me.
Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.
Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…
Well that explain it all now doesn’t it
Can’t believe how cheap everything is on Black Friday, feels like I’m stealing. I guess that’s how the day got its name.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the zoo people kept trying to feed her.