Last week my mother-in-law fell into a wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
I love how all these vegans still drink water. That’s a fishes house you disgusting savages.
Can’t believe how cheap everything is on Black Friday, feels like I’m stealing. I guess that’s how the day got its name.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the zoo people kept trying to feed her.
Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up