Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Beautiful Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+95 -59

Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can… 4/10.

Horrifying Statistic

in Relationship Jokes
+74 -38

A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!

Girlfrien Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+115 -79

Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?

I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.

Great Power

in Surreal Jokes
+84 -49

With great power comes great electricity bill.

Vegans

in Animal Jokes
+91 -56

I love how all these vegans still drink water. That’s a fishes house you disgusting savages.

Weird Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+57 -22

Can’t believe how weird my wife is. Every time we have a conversation she always starts with “Did you hear what I just said?”