A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!
Last week my mother-in-law fell into a wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.
Accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She’s still not talking to me.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
I love how all these vegans still drink water. That’s a fishes house you disgusting savages.
Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…
Well that explain it all now doesn’t it