Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can… 4/10.
A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!
Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?
I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
I love how all these vegans still drink water. That’s a fishes house you disgusting savages.
Can’t believe how weird my wife is. Every time we have a conversation she always starts with “Did you hear what I just said?”