Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?
I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? Single
Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check.
Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers? Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.
I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.