A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!
Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?
I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.
Accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She’s still not talking to me.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? Single
Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check.
Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers? Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.