What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? Single
Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check.
Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers? Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought seaweed was something spongebob smokes.
I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can… 4/10.