Yo mama is so stupid she thought seaweed was something spongebob smokes.
I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can… 4/10.
A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!
Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?
I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.