Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Girlfrien Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+115 -79

Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?

I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.

Next Girlfriend

in Pick Up Lines
+86 -50

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
+106 -70

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Health Check

in General Jokes
+44 -8

Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check.

Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty
Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers?
Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.

Slept

in Relationship Jokes
+60 -24

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: How many women have u slept with?
Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.

PhD Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+85 -49

I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.