Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check.
Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers? Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.
I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought seaweed was something spongebob smokes.
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can… 4/10.
A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!