Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?
A. I don’t know
R. Neither do I but it broke the ice
Wife asked me to knock something up in the kitchen… the housemaid is now pregnant.
Think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles, one of them seems smaller than the other two.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Racism is such a stupid thing. Why can’t humans and black people just learn to get along?
Read in the newspaper today that the police are looking for a racist attacker. I called them up to ask how much money they were offering but apparently it wasn’t a job advertisement.