Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Aug

Boobs Pick Up Line

By Sav

in Pick Up Lines

+93 -54

Man: Hi, I bet i can guess your age by feeling your boobs!!
Woman: Really?? Go on then.
Man: *FEEL BOOBS FOR 30 SECONDS* My guess is that you were born yesterday.

Jan

Chicken rest

By The Judge

in Animal Jokes

+84 -45

Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!

Jul

Prostate

By John

in Dirty Jokes

+91 -52

I went to the doctors today to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up.

Sep

Spank the monkey

By Hans

in Disabled Jokes

+139 -100

If I had parkinson’s disease, I’d glue my hand to my cock!

Oct

Library

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+77 -39

The following conversation took place in a library.

Customer: Hi, I’m looking for the new book by Dr Schultz about small penises.
Librarian: Sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet.
Customer: Yes, that’s the one!!

Apr

Strange Dream

By princeneil klienn flame'z

in Surreal Jokes

+102 -64

Had a strange dream last night where I ate a gigantic marshmallow. When i woke up my pillow was missing.