Just been sacked from my job as a wedding planner. I thought releasing birds would be romantic but apparently ostriches are dangerous animals.
Q. What did the saggy titty say to the other saggy titty? A. Lets get support before other people think we are nutts.
Think there’s a problem with my iPhone. The battery dies quicker than a black guy in the back of a police van.
I went to the doctors today to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up.
If I had parkinson’s disease, I’d glue my hand to my cock!
Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking heavily at the moment and allowing their wives to drive.