Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Inappropriate Massage

in Dirty Jokes
+80 -40

This chick tried to get me fired today for giving her an inappropriate massage in the office. I said “Good luck with that sweetheart, I don’t even work here!”

TV Disabled

in Religious Jokes
+100 -60

A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, “I hope the porn channel is set to disabled”
The manager looks at him and replies, “NO, it’s REGULAR porn, you sick b*stard!”

Wedding Planner

in General Jokes
+81 -41

Just been sacked from my job as a wedding planner. I thought releasing birds would be romantic but apparently ostriches are dangerous animals.

Long And Hard

in Racist Jokes
+130 -91

What’s long and hard for white people but short and relaxed for Asians?

A maths exam.

Racist Teacher

in Racist Jokes
+90 -51

Why did the teacher shout at the Asian but not at me?

Because I’m White and he’s Wong

Compliment

in General Jokes
+66 -27

Can’t believe how nice some people are. Got a compliment today about my driving. Someone left a message on my wind-shield that said ‘parking fine’.