Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

iPhone Alarm

in General Jokes
+69 -27

I’ve just invented a great new iPhone alarm app. If you press the snooze button 3 times it automatically emails your boss telling them that your gonna be sick.

Threatened

in General Jokes
+69 -27

Just been threatened by my housemate for stealing his clothes. I nearly sh*t his pants.

Night Out

in Surreal Jokes
+53 -11

Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.

Anorexics

in Disabled Jokes
+121 -80

Why do anorexics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.

Dustpan

in Racist Jokes
+108 -67

Q: How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
A: With a dustpan

New Film

in Racist Jokes
+83 -42

How come the film ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ is ok but when I make a new film called ‘Black Men Can’t Get Jobs’ it gets called racist?