Just been threatened by my housemate for stealing his clothes. I nearly sh*t his pants.
Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.
‘Black Friday’ is such a scam, stuff’s not even that cheap. I prefer ‘Black Riot Day’, all you need to do is find a good shop with the windows broken and you can grab as much stuff as you like totally free of charge.
How come the film ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ is ok but when I make a new film called ‘Black Men Can’t Get Jobs’ it gets called racist?
Just invented a vaccine that can save 3 million Africans per year.
It’s called FOOD.
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.