Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.
‘Black Friday’ is such a scam, stuff’s not even that cheap. I prefer ‘Black Riot Day’, all you need to do is find a good shop with the windows broken and you can grab as much stuff as you like totally free of charge.
What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball together? Juan on Juan.
Why do anorexics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.
Q: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? A: With a dustpan
How come the film ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ is ok but when I make a new film called ‘Black Men Can’t Get Jobs’ it gets called racist?