Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Blind Dates

in Relationship Jokes
+71 -28

I love blind dates. I spent the whole time staring at her tits and she didn‘t even notice.

basketball

in Racist Jokes
+182 -139

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball together?
Juan on Juan.

World Peace

in General Jokes
+91 -48

If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace, what color Lamborghini would you buy?

Beard Growing

in Racist Jokes
+71 -28

Had a beard growing competition over the weekend with one of my Indian friends from work.
She won.

Night Out

in Surreal Jokes
+53 -11

Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.

Black Friday

in Racist Jokes
+141 -99

‘Black Friday’ is such a scam, stuff’s not even that cheap. I prefer ‘Black Riot Day’, all you need to do is find a good shop with the windows broken and you can grab as much stuff as you like totally free of charge.