When you have a fat friend at school see-saws no longer exist, only catapults.
Four secrets of a happy marriage.
1. Find a woman who can cook and clean. 2. Find a woman who is an animal in bed. 3. Find a woman with lots of money. 4. Make sure none of these 3 women ever meet each-other.
When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs.
If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace, what color Lamborghini would you buy?
Had a beard growing competition over the weekend with one of my Indian friends from work. She won.
Had an overdose on Viagra last night. My wife took it really hard.