When you have a fat friend at school see-saws no longer exist, only catapults.
Four secrets of a happy marriage.
1. Find a woman who can cook and clean. 2. Find a woman who is an animal in bed. 3. Find a woman with lots of money. 4. Make sure none of these 3 women ever meet each-other.
When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs.
Spoke to my family today after my WiFi went down. They seem like nice people.
Had an overdose on Viagra last night. My wife took it really hard.
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.