Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Beach

By Ally

in Yo Mama Jokes

+85 -40

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the beach she’s the only one that gets a tan.

Dec

Free Pizza

By Michaelangelo

in General Jokes

+125 -80

How to get free pizza on NYE.

Order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight and then when the person arrives get really angry and shout “I ordered the damn thing a year ago!” .

Oct

Miracle Women

By Donald Trump

in Dirty Jokes

+85 -40

Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles.

1. They can get wet without taking a shower.
2. Bleed without being hurt.
3. Producing milk without eating grass.
4. Making boneless meat hard.

Jan

Cats

By Herandez

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+120 -75

Five things women love in cats but hate in men which proves they are crazy hypocrites.

1. Cats are covered in body hair.
2. Cats don’t listen.
3. Cats don’t come in when you call.
4. Cats stay out all night.
5. Cats like to be left alone and sleep all day.

Jun

Cheating

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+51 -7

Girlfriend just accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

Aug

100%

By Your mum

in General Jokes

+59 -15

Whatever you do always give 100%, unless your donating blood.