Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Black And Blue

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -77

What’s black and blue and hates sex.

Rape victim.

Daughter

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+43 -98

My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”

Toys

in Racist Jokes
+26 -82

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.

Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall.
Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!

Samsung G7

in General Jokes
+17 -73

My grandma was literally stunned by the Samsung G7 Note mobile phone that I got her for Christmas.

Floppy

in Dirty Jokes
+13 -70

I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.

Sterotypes

in Racist Jokes
+133 -190

A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.