Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Feb

Colour Pick Up Line

By Dave

in Pick Up Lines

+9 -64

What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.

Dec

New Puppy

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+33 -88

Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.

Dec

Samsung G7

By Dave

in General Jokes

+17 -73

My grandma was literally stunned by the Samsung G7 Note mobile phone that I got her for Christmas.

Dec

Toys

By Andy

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+26 -82

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.

Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall.
Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!

Jun

Floppy

By Georgio

in Dirty Jokes

+13 -70

I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.

Sep

Wake-Up Call

By Steve

in General Jokes

+10 -68

Got a wake-up call today from the hotel receptionist where I was staying. She told me to stop wasting my life and follow my dreams before it’s too late.