Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

New Presidential Oath

in Political Jokes
+19 -73

I do bigly swear that I will grab the office of president of the United States by the pussy, screw you brown people!!

American

in Racist Jokes
+28 -82

What’s big, American and dumb?

America.

Black Comedy

in Racist Jokes
+29 -84

Q. Why is black comedy important?
A. Because black laughs matter.

Colour Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+9 -64

What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.

New Puppy

in Animal Jokes
+33 -88

Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.

Flies

in Yo Mama Jokes
+21 -76

Yo mama smells so bad when flies land on her they always throw up.