Hi would you like to come back to my place tonight? I usually have loads of girls with me but there was a coach crash last week and I lost 40 of them.
I do bigly swear that I will grab the office of president of the United States by the pussy, screw you brown people!!
What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.
Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.
Yo mama smells so bad when flies land on her they always throw up.
What’s black and blue and hates sex.
Rape victim.