Hi would you like to come back to my place tonight? I usually have loads of girls with me but there was a coach crash last week and I lost 40 of them.
I do bigly swear that I will grab the office of president of the United States by the pussy, screw you brown people!!
Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.
Yo mama smells so bad when flies land on her they always throw up.
What’s black and blue and hates sex.
Rape victim.
My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex. Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”