Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Coach Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -61

Hi would you like to come back to my place tonight? I usually have loads of girls with me but there was a coach crash last week and I lost 40 of them.

New Presidential Oath

in Political Jokes
+19 -73

I do bigly swear that I will grab the office of president of the United States by the pussy, screw you brown people!!

Colour Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+9 -64

What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.

New Puppy

in Animal Jokes
+33 -88

Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.

Flies

in Yo Mama Jokes
+21 -76

Yo mama smells so bad when flies land on her they always throw up.

Black And Blue

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -77

What’s black and blue and hates sex.

Rape victim.