I do bigly swear that I will grab the office of president of the United States by the pussy, screw you brown people!!
What’s big, American and dumb?
America.
Q. Why is black comedy important? A. Because black laughs matter.
What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.
Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.
Yo mama smells so bad when flies land on her they always throw up.