Mariah Curie – All I want for Christmas is U-235
My wife swallowed my man yogurt this morning for the first time.
I don’t she’ll ever ask me to make her a sandwich again.
Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?
A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier? When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.
Q. Why don’t gingers like music?
A. Because they have no soul.
Hi would you like to come back to my place tonight? I usually have loads of girls with me but there was a coach crash last week and I lost 40 of them.