Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?
A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Mariah Curie – All I want for Christmas is U-235
My wife swallowed my man yogurt this morning for the first time.
I don’t she’ll ever ask me to make her a sandwich again.
What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier? When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.
Q. Why don’t gingers like music?
A. Because they have no soul.
What’s big, American and dumb?
America.