Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

End of September

in General Jokes
+12 -48

Can someone wake the guy up from Geenday please?

Ex-Wife Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+22 -58

You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.

Respek

in Political Jokes
+8 -44

Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.

Good Sex Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -53

Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!

Stairs

in Racist Jokes
+72 -109

Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

Flintstones

in Racist Jokes
+17 -54

Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.