Short of toilet paper? Take your sh*ts in the shower then stomp those brown nuggets down the drain.
Have you heard about that new film showing the most dangerous criminals in America? It’s called “50 shades of black”.
Can someone wake the guy up from Geenday please?
Can’t believe how homophobic the Wikipedia page on homosexuality is especially after Orlando. It says that gays are f*cking assh*les.
Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.
Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.
Rip Dinosaurs 26th April 64,997,984 BC