Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Wikipedia

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -57

Can’t believe how homophobic the Wikipedia page on homosexuality is especially after Orlando. It says that gays are f*cking assh*les.

End of September

in General Jokes
+12 -48

Can someone wake the guy up from Geenday please?

Ex-Wife Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+22 -58

You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.

Respek

in Political Jokes
+8 -44

Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.

Black Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+24 -61

Man: Is your dad black?
Girl: No. Why do you ask?
Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.

Stairs

in Racist Jokes
+72 -109

Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.