Can someone wake the guy up from Geenday please?
You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.
Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.
Man: Do you want to have good sex? Woman: Ehh no… Sorry? Man: Well you should come back to my place!
Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.
Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.