You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.
Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.
Man: Do you want to have good sex? Woman: Ehh no… Sorry? Man: Well you should come back to my place!
Feel my shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material…
My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.
What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.