Feel my shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material…
My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.
What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
Have you heard about that new film showing the most dangerous criminals in America? It’s called “50 shades of black”.
Short of toilet paper? Take your sh*ts in the shower then stomp those brown nuggets down the drain.
Can someone wake the guy up from Geenday please?