Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Obama Road Crossing?

in Political Jokes
+13 -47

Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.

Dead Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -50

My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.

BodyBuilder

in Racist Jokes
+17 -51

Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star?
His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.

Burger

in General Jokes
+4 -38

Three worst things to find in your burger.

1. Burger missing
2. Pubes
3. Aids

Hurt My Back Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+26 -60

(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.

Blue Whale

in Yo Mama Jokes
+23 -58

Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”