Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.
My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.
Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star? His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.
Three worst things to find in your burger.
1. Burger missing 2. Pubes 3. Aids
(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.
Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”