My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.
Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star? His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.
(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.
Three worst things to find in your burger.
1. Burger missing 2. Pubes 3. Aids
Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person? A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.
Yo mama is so ugly her face looks like ET’s ball-sack.