Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dead Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -50

My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.

BodyBuilder

in Racist Jokes
+17 -51

Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star?
His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.

Hurt My Back Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+26 -60

(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.

Burger

in General Jokes
+4 -38

Three worst things to find in your burger.

1. Burger missing
2. Pubes
3. Aids

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+56 -90

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Ugly Face

in Yo Mama Jokes
+21 -56

Yo mama is so ugly her face looks like ET’s ball-sack.