Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Doctor

in Yo Mama Jokes
+25 -54

Yo mama is so fat her doctor couldn’t find her ass.

Stiff Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+20 -49

**Whisper In Girls Ear** I just got an erection… thanks!

Poke-Job

in General Jokes
+23 -52

Just had a great idea to create an app for unemployed people called Poke-Job. You just have to walk to the nearest unemployment office and try to catch a Jobisaur or a Careerichu.

German Board Games

in Racist Jokes
+52 -81

Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?

A: Nazi !!!

Pizza Hut

in Surreal Jokes
+28 -57

A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.

Gay Adoption

in General Jokes
+5 -34

Me and my partner have come under heavy criticism lately after being the first couple in our village to do a gay adoption. I just don’t see why I should spend the next 16 years of my life raising a child that looks gay.