Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?
Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.
Is it normal for your ass to bleed?
Before calling the police to tell them you have a Kangaroo in your garden make sure it’s not the next door neighbors’ greyhound taking a dump.
Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?
A: Nazi !!!
A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.