W. Washing I. Ironing F. F*cking E. Etcetera
Found out recently that I have a disease which causes me to say inappropriate jokes, caught it from a faggy n*gger!
Before calling the police to tell them you have a Kangaroo in your garden make sure it’s not the next door neighbors’ greyhound taking a dump.
I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.
Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.
Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?
A: Nazi !!!
A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.