Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -38

W. Washing
I. Ironing
F. F*cking
E. Etcetera

Inappropriate Jokes

in Racist Jokes
+26 -54

Found out recently that I have a disease which causes me to say inappropriate jokes, caught it from a faggy n*gger!

Police Calling Tips

in Animal Jokes
+17 -45

Before calling the police to tell them you have a Kangaroo in your garden make sure it’s not the next door neighbors’ greyhound taking a dump.

Shower

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
+21 -49

I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.

Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.

German Board Games

in Racist Jokes
+52 -81

Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?

A: Nazi !!!

Pizza Hut

in Surreal Jokes
+28 -57

A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.