W. Washing I. Ironing F. F*cking E. Etcetera
Found out recently that I have a disease which causes me to say inappropriate jokes, caught it from a faggy n*gger!
I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.
Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.
A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.
Me and my partner have come under heavy criticism lately after being the first couple in our village to do a gay adoption. I just don’t see why I should spend the next 16 years of my life raising a child that looks gay.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.