What’s brown and sticky? Anal
There’s two things I hate about my son’s new partner:
He’s black.
Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?
Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.
Just had a great idea to create an app for unemployed people called Poke-Job. You just have to walk to the nearest unemployment office and try to catch a Jobisaur or a Careerichu.
Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?
A: Nazi !!!