I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.
Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.
Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.
Q. Why do gays make the best dads? A. Because they know where all the parks are.
Q. What’s the difference between toilet paper and news paper? A. Toilet paper is brown and smells bad.
Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.
What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love? Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)