Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Shower

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
+21 -49

I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.

Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.

Korean Restaurant

in Racist Jokes
+34 -62

Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.

Best dads

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -57

Q. Why do gays make the best dads?
A. Because they know where all the parks are.

Paper Difference

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -34

Q. What’s the difference between toilet paper and news paper?
A. Toilet paper is brown and smells bad.

Cigarette

in Political Jokes
+18 -47

Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.

Leprosy

in Disabled Jokes
+10 -39

What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love?
Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)