Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Black Jews

in Racist Jokes
+97 -125

Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.

Viagra Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -51

Hi, I need your help. I took some Viagra 3 hours ago and I’ve only got 2 hours left before it wears off.

Tragic Plane Crash

in General Jokes
+8 -36

My parents recently died in a tragic plane crash. Am I still allowed to watch PG movies?

Dog

in Animal Jokes
+8 -36

The following conversation took place in a park.

Person 1 “Is that ur dog?”
Person 2 “No I had to adopt him. I spent years trying to make one but in the end wasn’t able to conceive.”

Omega 3

in General Jokes
+31 -59

Just opened my kitchen cupboard and loads of Omega 3 vitamin containers fell on my head.

It’s OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.

Lips Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+16 -44

Man: How big are your lips?
Woman: *Gives some sort of response*
Man: No, I mean your other lips.