Just opened my kitchen cupboard and loads of Omega 3 vitamin containers fell on my head.
It’s OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
Man: How big are your lips? Woman: *Gives some sort of response* Man: No, I mean your other lips.
What’s brown and sticky? Anal
There’s two things I hate about my son’s new partner:
He’s black.
Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.
Is it normal for your ass to bleed?