There’s two things I hate about my son’s new partner:
He’s black.
Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?
Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.
Is it normal for your ass to bleed?
W. Washing I. Ironing F. F*cking E. Etcetera
Found out recently that I have a disease which causes me to say inappropriate jokes, caught it from a faggy n*gger!